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[fucks up constantly]

homoassassin:

awesome mix vol. 1   from guardians of the galaxy [listen]

what a bunch of a-holes.

sannguine:

fin-gets-clever-in-latin:

THE GIFSET I’VE BEEN WAITING MY ENTIRE LIFE FOR.

suckmybedazzleddick && aobassweetass

thedrawbridgethatismypants:

whisperlittlethings:

thedrawbridgethatismypants:

poultergeiszler:

fyeahblackturtlenecks:

poultergeiszler:

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im listening

THIS IS FROM THE GRAPEFRUIT FIC

I HAVENT READ IT YET BUT IM ALSO AFRAID

it’s actually not that bad.

not sure i believe you.

YOU CALLIN’ ME A LIAR?

emiello:

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a goddess

the year according to tumblr

  • january: post halloween candy hangover
  • feburuary: couples halloween
  • march: almost halloween
  • april: almost halloween
  • may: almost halloween
  • june: almost halloween
  • july: almost halloween
  • august: almost halloween
  • september: basically halloween
  • october: HALLOWEEEN!!!! HALLOWEEEEEEENNNNNN ARRHFJFJFNDHNDJ SKELETON SPOOK !!!!? AAAA
  • november: still halloween
  • december: halloween for jesus

spannish lessions w/ milo

ka-ka-ka-kanaya:

"i want a blowjob"

quiero una biblia

"call a prostitute"

llama a la monja

"where is the strip club"

donde esta la iglesia

"i want to get laid"

quiero leer la palabra de dios

h-a-r-p-o:

Also let’s remember that Nickelodeon’s current VA directing staff is garbage. I’m sure they treat Tom with respect because come on he’s Tom Fucking Kenny.

But let’s remember how Nickelodeon treated Gabriel Iglesias when they asked him to do Voiceover.

i was tagged by chlobro wolfofwaluigi

1) Do you like Phil Collins?
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2) What is a cover that you like better than the original song?
i like bing crosby’s cover of young at heart more than sinatra’s original (bc that’s the version they used in jawbreaker) dont kill me
3) Do you wear wigs, and when will you wear wigs?(x)
i dont 
4) What’s your favorite Queso Teriyaki movie?
resdogs. mr. white told mr. orange his real name.
5) show me your favorite boop [note: this does not say boob]
i never tag my boops (this is my own damn fault bc i get too excited and just reblog) so i’m gonna come back to this one
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6) What two bands did you get mixed up for the longest time and then come to find out that they’re really really different actually?
i forget but i think i used to mix up aerosmith and the who lmao. i dont like either of those bands.
7) aesthetic that currently satisfies you
i was gonna put this image down first
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8) halloween costume idea for this year
existential dread
9) fave candle scent
i prefer incense but lavender candles are fine. definitely no cinnamon, vanilla, or pine scents ew
10) st. vincent with black or white hair
white hair
11) what’s more important to you: music or movies
this is a Rude question. umm. movies. 

im taggin somespaceman, thejaegercometh, phantomgaylord  alswearengens memoryblocks and wolfofwaluigi (only if you wanna do it again ofc)

Questions~

  1. multi-part question: have you seen jawbreaker yet? what’d you think of it? can you feel me staring you down across the internet right now?
  2. favorite snack?
  3. worst film you’ve ever seen? (it doesn’t have to be one you hated; ie, you can go into “so bad it’s good” territory)
  4. a book you read recently?
  5. favorite meme
  6. top 10 songs for driving at night w/ the windows down
  7. do you prefer watching movies at home or in a theatre?
  8. favorite mashup song
  9. fave fincher film
  10. a series of unfortunate events or harry potter?
Anonymous said: why didn't they call back to the future part 2 "back 2 the future" wow they really fucked up
“What if we could access more than 10% of our brains?”
- shitty sci-fi movies from now until the end of human existence (via blacksupervillain)

martin freeman in fargo sounds like he’s channeling a stereotypical mob person for his sales techniques. 

"that’s a nice life ya got there. shame if something were to… happen to it"

im like, sleepy but beyond being able to sleep so i’m just tired and not really wanting to do anything much besides laying down and watching tv